Narwhals-R-Us
Friday, January 10, 2014
Random things
Hello, Its me, Nick the narwhal. I am one of the only narwhals left in the world. we are dying all because of you humans murdering us. just last week, my cousin Wally got killed and the people took his horn. Now i know you think that a narwhals horn is an overgrown tooth, but you are wrong. A narwhal is a unicorn that fell off the rainbow and learned to swim. Then the unicorn lays skittles, and a narwhal is born. Please don't kill us. we are friendly. but in 30 years, the narwhals, polar bears, and penguins will take over the Earth if you don't stop the murder.
Thursday, January 9, 2014
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